- "Everyone here has a handful of stories about old Fitzy. I know I have about three handfuls, which doesn't make any sense!"
- — Greg garners about three handfuls of laughs
Greg is a board member of the Joba Society and the emcee at the ceremony honoring Fitzgerald Gurley. He calls Fitz "one of the kindest, most generous souls we've ever come across" and is about to present him with the Honors Medal when Shawn grabs the microphone while confusing Fitz for president Klaus Munson. When Shawn then calls Greg "Donny", Greg corrects him with his actual name.